The Nowhere Bus · Off-Grid, Stargazing, Nic Cage Themed School Bus - Beryl

A school bus in the Middle of Nowhere. It's a vibe. - The Nowhere Bus · Off-Grid, Stargazing, Nic Cage Themed School Bus - Beryl
Outside living space! Eat, hang out, relax. DO NOTHING. - The Nowhere Bus · Off-Grid, Stargazing, Nic Cage Themed School Bus - Beryl
A comfy king mattress and premium bedding. - The Nowhere Bus · Off-Grid, Stargazing, Nic Cage Themed School Bus - Beryl
Twinkly lights make everything happier... Dontcha think?? - The Nowhere Bus · Off-Grid, Stargazing, Nic Cage Themed School Bus - Beryl
Your off-the-grid kitchen! Stove, wash basin, power station. Note - there isn't a refrigerator. Please come prepared with a cooler to keep your food cool. - The Nowhere Bus · Off-Grid, Stargazing, Nic Cage Themed School Bus - Beryl
An inside table for two - place setting for 4 ;) Plenty of room for everyone on the outside table. - The Nowhere Bus · Off-Grid, Stargazing, Nic Cage Themed School Bus - Beryl
Comfy seats, VCR, projector... All you need to do is bring the JiffyPop! - The Nowhere Bus · Off-Grid, Stargazing, Nic Cage Themed School Bus - Beryl
Bench seating to just hang out... - The Nowhere Bus · Off-Grid, Stargazing, Nic Cage Themed School Bus - Beryl
Retro bluetooth speaker (and radio, might I add). And a telescope for your stargazing attempts (Pro tip: the moon is easiest to find) - The Nowhere Bus · Off-Grid, Stargazing, Nic Cage Themed School Bus - Beryl
Lots of adventure books and a few high qual VHSs - The Nowhere Bus · Off-Grid, Stargazing, Nic Cage Themed School Bus - Beryl
Composting toilet! It is not a flushing toilet. Please be aware of the setup. It's very easy to use, doesn't stink, and we'll give great instructions. But know what you are getting into... And yes, you can drive and poop at the same time if you wish - The Nowhere Bus · Off-Grid, Stargazing, Nic Cage Themed School Bus - Beryl
Pull the screen down to watch your favorite Nic Cage film! - The Nowhere Bus · Off-Grid, Stargazing, Nic Cage Themed School Bus - Beryl
Feel the power of tangible media with a VCR. Isn't it nice to HOLD the movie in your hand? - The Nowhere Bus · Off-Grid, Stargazing, Nic Cage Themed School Bus - Beryl
Oh, you didn't bring your favorite Nicolas Cage movie with you? Don't worry, we've got you covered. I recommend watching ALL of them - alphabetical order is best. Short on time? Just close your eyes and point. They're all top-tier. - The Nowhere Bus · Off-Grid, Stargazing, Nic Cage Themed School Bus - Beryl
Please write in the guest book! - The Nowhere Bus · Off-Grid, Stargazing, Nic Cage Themed School Bus - Beryl
STARZ - best to take it outside to see them though. - The Nowhere Bus · Off-Grid, Stargazing, Nic Cage Themed School Bus - Beryl
It's off-the-grid, remember? - The Nowhere Bus · Off-Grid, Stargazing, Nic Cage Themed School Bus - Beryl
We will provide matches - makes it easier to start a fire (outside of course). We should also have some tea/salt/pepper/oil - The Nowhere Bus · Off-Grid, Stargazing, Nic Cage Themed School Bus - Beryl
full setting for 4. Plates, bowls, cups, forks, knives, spoons. All of it. - The Nowhere Bus · Off-Grid, Stargazing, Nic Cage Themed School Bus - Beryl
3 sizes of plates for all the things - The Nowhere Bus · Off-Grid, Stargazing, Nic Cage Themed School Bus - Beryl
We will provide 5 gallons of water for each stay - we really recommend bringing more as well. Bring lots of drinking water. - The Nowhere Bus · Off-Grid, Stargazing, Nic Cage Themed School Bus - Beryl
The wash basin doesn't drain - you need to take it outside and dump it. It's just a holding place to wash hands or dishes. Feel free to take it outside and wash things out there too... sometimes that is easier. - The Nowhere Bus · Off-Grid, Stargazing, Nic Cage Themed School Bus - Beryl
We're cooking with gas! Propane stove to cook all the things. And a full set of cast iron pots and pans to use on it. - The Nowhere Bus · Off-Grid, Stargazing, Nic Cage Themed School Bus - Beryl
Solar powered station. This will run everything in the bus - lights, speaker, projector, everything. We'll give detailed instructions on how it works. - The Nowhere Bus · Off-Grid, Stargazing, Nic Cage Themed School Bus - Beryl
There's a good look! - The Nowhere Bus · Off-Grid, Stargazing, Nic Cage Themed School Bus - Beryl
Hooks to hang the hammocks inside the bus! Bring all the friends and have a good ol time swinging about! - The Nowhere Bus · Off-Grid, Stargazing, Nic Cage Themed School Bus - Beryl
The bathroom again - its really a great poo with a view. - The Nowhere Bus · Off-Grid, Stargazing, Nic Cage Themed School Bus - Beryl
We provide a small first aid kit as well... never can be too safe! - The Nowhere Bus · Off-Grid, Stargazing, Nic Cage Themed School Bus - Beryl
When you come, snag a Nowehere Bus decal! Think of how cool this would look on your water bottle... - The Nowhere Bus · Off-Grid, Stargazing, Nic Cage Themed School Bus - Beryl
Easy access to the bus - no key exchange required! - The Nowhere Bus · Off-Grid, Stargazing, Nic Cage Themed School Bus - Beryl
Get off on our bus stop and enjoy the NOTHING that the desert can provide. - The Nowhere Bus · Off-Grid, Stargazing, Nic Cage Themed School Bus - Beryl
Hang out at the fire, roast some mallows, tell spooky stories. Just wind down and drink your warm tea. It's nice out there in nowhere. - The Nowhere Bus · Off-Grid, Stargazing, Nic Cage Themed School Bus - Beryl
Hang out around the fire and laugh at the person that always seems to get smoke in their eyes. It's funny, right? Smoke follows beauty, you know... - The Nowhere Bus · Off-Grid, Stargazing, Nic Cage Themed School Bus - Beryl
Bring one of the hammocks outside and relax in the clear, desert air. - The Nowhere Bus · Off-Grid, Stargazing, Nic Cage Themed School Bus - Beryl
There really isn't ANYTHING out here. And in Nowhere, there isn't anything you have to do. No responsibilities, no duties, no NOTHING. Just do nothing. Wouldn't that be nice? - The Nowhere Bus · Off-Grid, Stargazing, Nic Cage Themed School Bus - Beryl
Come with Nic Cage to NOWHERE. - The Nowhere Bus · Off-Grid, Stargazing, Nic Cage Themed School Bus - Beryl

The Nowhere Bus · Off-Grid, Stargazing, Nic Cage Themed School Bus - Beryl

4 Guests · 1 Bedrooms · 1 Bathrooms · Other · Entire place
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This is the adventure you have been looking for! Come visit the actual middle of nowhere! A beautifully staged bus with everything you need to disconnect - far, far away from it all.

Read some books, look at the stars, have a fire, watch a Nic Cage movie on the projector screen, relax in a hammock, or just do nothing in Nowhere!

We have renovated our 1996 School Bus into a beautiful, off-the-grid, desert escape.

Features/Amenities:
- A long way away from any of your responsibilities
- King-sized bed with premium linens
- 2 hammocks for additional guests
- Cellular service (most carriers - check your coverage map)
- Free on-site parking (plenty of room for trailers/boats/parade floats/Boeing 747s)
- Projector and VCR
- Retro Bluetooth speaker
- Fully appointed kitchen (minus running water, a sink that drains, and a refrigerator)

Living Room:
- Two comfy chairs and a bench
- Hammock hooks
- Projector
- VCR
- A curated collection of Nicolas Cage VHS tapes

Kitchen:
- Gas stove
- Beautiful breakfast nook table
- Coffee maker (french press)
- Kettle
- Fully stocked w/ all cookware and dishware
- Cooking necessities (oil, salt, pepper)
- Solar power station (runs all electrical in the bus)

Outside Area:
- Fire pit
- 4 outside chairs
- Covered shade awning
- Picnic table
- Cafe lights

Bedroom:
- King-size bed
- Premium mattress and bedding
- Nightstand
- Bookshelf
- Large collection of adventure stories
- Telescope

Bathroom:
- Composting toilet
- Hand sanitizer

It is important to note, that this is GLAMPING - Glamorous Camping.

While there are a lot of creature comforts, there are some things that will be a little different than what you are probably used to.

PLEASE NOTE THE FOLLOWING:

While we do have a stove to cook meals, we dont have a fridge - make sure you have a cooler to keep your food in during your stay.

While we provide every guest with 5 gallons of water, we do not have indoor plumbing. That means the sink doesnt drain. It is just a wash basin and has to be emptied manually outside.

We have a composting toilet (well give instructions beforehand on how to use it). It is simple to use.

We run everything on solar power - there is plenty of power to do most things - but dont expect to charge your Tesla here. ;)

During the summer, the bus may become extremely hot. Prepare for the heat by bringing plenty of water and even portable fans!

The entire bus and outside area.

I will be available remotely - if there is something you need, please reach out on the Airbnb chat.

There is a whole lot of NOTHING out here. That said, the desert is a delicate place - please dont cut down sagebrush or other plants. Try to leave it natural and beautiful for the next guests. Thank you.

The Nowhere Bus is far from pretty much everything. Youre going to need your own vehicle.

Again, just be aware that this is an adventurous stay. It is designed to help cover MOST of the work that it takes to get out on a camping excursion. But there are a few things that you will have to do to close the gap. Please be prepared and know what you are getting yourself into.

Sleeping Configuration

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Room 1
1 king bed, 2 single beds

What this place offers

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IconBasic Soaps
IconHeating
IconKettle
IconDining table
IconPrivate Garden
IconFire Pit
IconHammock
IconLaptop friendly workspace
IconSmoke Detector
IconCarbon Monoxide Detector
IconFirst Aid Kit

Suitability

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Child friendly
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Events allowed
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No smoking allowed
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No Parking

Meet The Host

Ramona
Owner
Ramona
IconMember since: November 2024
IconSpeaks: English

Directions

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These directions are for planning purposes only. You may find that construction projects, traffic, weather, or other events may cause conditions to differ from the map results, and you should plan your route accordingly. You must obey all signs or notices regarding your route.

Policies and Rules

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Check In: 4PM -
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Check Out: 11AM
Maximum occupancy: 4

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